Womb Wanderers Prints

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'Not that net!'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Ghosts from around the world

Church: Open Sundays

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

Scuba Diving Devil

"You overpacked again."

Not the Love Boat.

Rustic Campgrounds.

A baby marks time on the walls of the uterus.

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

I intended to be a bum, but family connections and inherited wealth got in the way.

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"