Womb Wanderers Prints

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'Not that net!'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Church: Open Sundays

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

"You overpacked again."

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

Not the Love Boat.

Scuba Diving Devil

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Rustic Campgrounds.

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

A baby marks time on the walls of the uterus.

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

I intended to be a bum, but family connections and inherited wealth got in the way.

Sydney Airport - passengers called Barry, Sheila and Skippy.