Woe Warrior Prints

"Any other hobbies besides suffering?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Sisyphus during Covid

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Exercise Bars

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"