Witty World Traveler Mugs

'So I have a lover in Amsterdam. We live in a globalised world.'

Carefree luggage.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Fleeing Kabul

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Stay away from pirates off the coast of Africa, fighting in the middle east, smog in China. . .'

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Pisa Hut.