Witty World Traveler Mugs

'So I have a lover in Amsterdam. We live in a globalised world.'

Carefree luggage.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Fleeing Kabul

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

EU

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."