Witty Cartoon Appreciator Prints

'It was him or me, okay'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Downsizing.

Pea

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Who's going to tell him he's been outsourced?'

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

The Real March of the Penguins.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'