Witchy Wonderers Pillows

Do people hate us because we dress this way, or do we dress this way because people hate us?

Trick or treat surprise.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Little help?"

Late BroomStick

Astral Projection

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Macbeth: Take Two

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Musical Pipe

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'..and one for the pot.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Camelot Arms Fair

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

Healthy Witch Digest