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'It's just one thing after another.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Little help?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Macbeth: Take Two

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Tunnel of like.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Musical Pipe

'..and one for the pot.'

"Tales of the unicorns"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Trick or treat surprise.

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

First period algebra

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Camelot Arms Fair

Don Quichotte's shadow

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...