Witchy Humor Enthusiast Prints

"I can't right now. I have to pick the kids up then eat them."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Newt sale

Misunderstood artist

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Rocket and Witch Race

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Ask A Silly Question.

'Needs more kale.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

Tasty.

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"The usual."