Witchy Humor Enthusiast Prints

"I can't right now. I have to pick the kids up then eat them."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Newt sale

Misunderstood artist

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Rocket and Witch Race

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Witch's Brew.

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

Ask A Silly Question.

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Needs more kale.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"The usual."

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'