Witchy Gadget Fanatics Mugs

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

Haircuts

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Useless add-ons.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Family Home.

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

Crystal Ball Plug

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

"You exercise with your phone?"

Sugar Machine

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

Scan And Repair

"Aw, his first mobile..."

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