Witchy Chefs Prints

"The BBC went for the 'three thin hags' cookery programme idea."

Cookbooks

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Needs salt!'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Quartet of chefs.

Cook in the cookery section.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

Stand back - while I whip something up

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'It's her signature dish.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

Cutting round an igloo...

Beard helper

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

'These celebrity cookbooks are getting ridiculous.'