Witches Prints

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Gladys misinterprets the meaning of "kiddie menu" - "I'd like a chubby, little preschooler, please"

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"You had a baby?"

Maggie Smith

'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'

'No, I'm afraid it doesn't have actual children on it.' (witch reading children's menu).

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Wickedpedia.

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

"Introvert."

"You probably would get a date if you took a bath once in a while."

Witches

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Late BroomStick

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Rocking Witches.

Astral Projection

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

"It's probably just seasonal."