Witches Prints

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Gladys misinterprets the meaning of "kiddie menu" - "I'd like a chubby, little preschooler, please"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"You had a baby?"

'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'

'No, I'm afraid it doesn't have actual children on it.' (witch reading children's menu).

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Wickedpedia.

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

"Introvert."

"You probably would get a date if you took a bath once in a while."

Witches

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Newt sale

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."