Wit Chaser Gifts

"What riles me is that he got a genius grant and I didn't."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Surfing koala.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A smiling cyclist

"I told him we needed more string."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Clown Skis.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'The sty is falling!!'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Prosecco

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Windmill

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!