Wishing T-Shirts

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

Wishing well with 'Disclaimer' sign.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Wishing well turns into an oil well.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Snapping the wishbone, the husband wins and wishes his wife would disappear.

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Wishing Well - "It works!"

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

Wishing Well: Past performance is not an indication of future results.

Struck Down by Lightning.

Prison Wishing Well

'Boy, makes me wonder what he wished for.'

Wishing Well: Six Lottery Winners

Genie - 'I grant you one wish!' Girl - 'Neuter all men!'

"You needed to be more specific; 'longer' is a subjective term."

"Sorry, honey - did you say something?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"You have one more wish. You asked for free, overnight shipping on your first wish, remember?"

"Boy, makes me wonder what he wished for..."

"Multiply."

Dog at Wishing Well.

'Oh, I thought it said 'Fishing'.'

Couple pulling wish bone in restuarant - man wins and the woman disappears.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Did you make a wish?"

Wishing Well

Make a Wish

"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

A Discreet Hint.

'OK, that's strike two. What is your third wish?'