Wish Granter Sympathizer T-Shirts

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Genie.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

What do you wish for next year?

"How much do you tip your genie?"

Birthday cake

Dinosaur Wishbone

Wine Well

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"Okay, what's your second wish?"

Wishing swell.

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"I'm your Fairy Dog Mother"

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

"Life at the ant farm was horrible! All the walls were see-through: no privacy!"

'Got any coins? No, I'll write out a cheque.'