Wish Granter Sympathizer T-Shirts

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

God in the bunker.

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Genie.

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'Did you make a wish?'

What do you wish for next year?

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"How much do you tip your genie?"

Dinosaur Wishbone

Wine Well

Birthday cake

'Football on TV all year round, you say?'

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

'Go to my facebook page for a list of the things I'd like. . .'

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"Okay, what's your second wish?"

"Scarlett Johansson"? Look, pal, I'm a wishing star, not a miracle-working star!

Wishing swell.

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"I'm your Fairy Dog Mother"

'Got any coins? No, I'll write out a cheque.'

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

"World peace and an end to famine sorted, David blows his last wish on a Tesla..."