Wise Ponderers Prints

"There have been a lot of mistakes in my life."

'Money brings only misery.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

George Santayana

Off to a bad start.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Goalkeeping Dog

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

Visit a Place in your Past...

"The arc of the moral universe."

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

Regular Confession and Express Booth.

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'