Wise Gambler Mugs

"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

Aggressive investing.

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'I thought she'd never leave.'

Boris Johnson and the Stock Market

Bought Low, Sold Lower.

'You're at the dangerous age, Mr Frubman. Have you considered buying some 'dangerous stocks'?'

"Yeah, I'm okay. Just picking up the pieces after a traumatic investment."

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

'We have three confirmations, the crystal ball, the magic 8-ball and the coin flip, all say to buy.'

Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope

'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'

'I put money in the stock market and now I don't have any to put in the supermarket.'

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

'I'm glad there's finally a good place to go for online poker.'