Wireless Connections Mugs

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

The wifi is not working

"Whats your wifi?"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Not that net!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

WiFi Signals

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

"Hello?"

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

'I am the genie of the laptop. What is thy bidding, Webmaster?'

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."