Wired Soul Mugs

Wifi in Hell

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Modern camping

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Hot Towel Web Service

Spring Cleaning

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Like, Real Gone...

Backpacker

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

Samantha Fish

"I could never go wireless."

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'Martha wants to travel and meet new people. I want to quit my job and run a brothel on the Mekong river...'

The Creative Process

'Why don't you take out the garbage sometime?'

First Cynic in Space

Pumpkin Painting

Joker in jail

Man on his way to heaven passes a sign "Heaven" up "Street Theatre" down

Egg Tattoos

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

"Method works, dear, but madness takes all."

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

"It's the story of my life: A round peg in a square pants family!"

'She's 24'-24'-24' but she has BIG blue eyes.'

Man with landline phone coming out of his head.

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

'St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realised he was lost.'