Winterbreakenthusiast T-Shirts

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Good News about winter

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Skier flying past mountains

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Slippery, huh?"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

Running out of Gas.

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"It's her first snowman."