Winter Warmth Admirer Prints

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'No ice.'

Good News about winter

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Snowyphus

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Slippery, huh?"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

The Reindeer Strike

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"It's her first snowman."

Football fan

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."