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"Anyone got a toilet roll?"

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Ice fisher.

Polar bear bowling alley

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Snowman

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Snowmobull