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'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Ski Launch

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Skiing.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Go team!

"Tommy!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I AM at my usual position."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Punt Cake

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."