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'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Ski Launch

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Skiing.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

Go team!

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Punt Cake

"I AM at my usual position."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

Ice fisher.

Polar bear bowling alley

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier