Winter Clothing Prints

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Warm Gloves

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

'Mum! I'm cold!' - 'Put a jumper on.' - 'Mum! I'm still cold!' - 'Well, put another jumper on, then.' - 'Mum...' - 'Put a hat on!'

"Another jumper dear?"

'You'll grow into it!'

The Moth Menace.

A scarf combined with a leash.

Fur coat and no knickers.

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

Long Johns and Short Johns.

'When you said that you were 'putting on two coats today' I thought you were just cold...'

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Nice Snood

Hats & Caps: 'I don't give a damn - show me something with earflaps!'

"We're in the his and hers onesies you insisted on buying ... and you still want the heating on?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

"Before you go out, I've warmed your wig in the microwave!"

"Luckily I've got winter tyres!"

Winter Fashion...

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"The silk scarf is not much help against the cold: It's more a fashion statement..."

'We're gonna need more booties on the ground.'

"This IS the winter line. See? Three buttons instead of two."

"Laugh all you want, but my Bunny-Slippers keep my feet nice and warm..."