Winter Chore Warrior Prints

"Edward Shovelhands"

Ice fisher.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"A little help?"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Why giraffes hate winter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

UFO Shelter

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Crime

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Sriracha"

January Joiner

January Joiner

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'