Winter Chill Fan Prints

"Mum, Dad, this is Kevin, the snowman I'm building."

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"I prefer snow person."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Old Man Winter

'Cold enough for you?'