Winning An Award Mugs

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"Oh no, it's a coalition!"

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Award Winning Gardener

The Nobel Prize for Human Rights? We only wanted one in Science!

Empty Rhetoric.

Physicist in restaurant.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

'-and thanks for this splendid award...'

"Congratulations on your Pulitzer. Now, let's revisit the university's contract offer."

Soccer coach of the year.

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Smiley Victory Fingers

Zdeno Chara

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Win - win

Cat Show

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"So that's where you were last night."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."