Winning A Business Pitch Prints

'I take it we won the business, then?'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"I propose we go with the second option."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'You want to run that by me again?'

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"He's a genius at product placement."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Mr. Montague has closed his eyes. That means he likes your idea and will be in touch."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'