Winged Wisdom Seeker Mugs

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"Feel free to take notes."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'You must heal yourself.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

FAQs.

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."