Wing Admirer Mugs

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Employee of the Month Parking

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Love knows no boundaries.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Life and Death

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Football

Love birds playing a guitar.

You're a workaholic, Jan.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Snow is falling...

"It's time to wake up!"

Now hiring.

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Flying in Formation.

"Love your ambiance!"