Winemaking Explorer Pillows

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Pete Townshend Vineyards

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I make it myself!"

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'Malty tasking.'

'Who's the new guy?'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'