Wine Letter Writer Prints

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

The Vineyard

Santa Claus's Mail

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

Letter Collecting Nerd

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Portfolio, 2011

Letter writing lady.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'It's for you.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Wine Talking