Wine Humor Appreciators Prints

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

Opening the Barrel

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

"Tell me more about your problem - I understand it's drink related."

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

"Would sir like to try the wine. . . ?"

'I noticed your wine list only has reds and whites. Don't you have any yellow wines?'

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

Waiter watering down wine

'You opened it five hours ago. If it breathes any more, it's going to hyperventilate.'

"Would you like an ice bucket with your Champagne?"

'At home, he's my husband, here; he's my dump bucket.'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

'How come your oldest vintage is on the top shelf?' 'I can't reach up there!'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

"A whino!"

'How wonderful, I've always wanted to meet a connoisseur of wines costing under £4.99 a bottle.'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

"He's a wino-saur."

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

Man offering a drink to a drowning man

'The dining room? It's 18 wine bottles long, and 15 wide.'