Wine Clubs Prints

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

'Toast'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Wine taster with mineral water

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Red Wine

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Wine of the Day Club

Women who Read Too Much

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

Bookworm group

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

One book... One book... One book...

Dog Book Club

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!