Wine Clubs Prints

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

The World's Biggest Book Club

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

"We REALLY do get better with age."

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Wine taster with mineral water

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Toast'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Red Wine

Wine of the Day Club

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Women who Read Too Much

Bookworm group

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

One book... One book... One book...

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Dog Book Club

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.