Wine Charmer Mugs

Wine charmer

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Keith Floyd.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

true love.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Portfolio, 2011

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"Ding" "Dong"

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Wine Talking

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."