Wine And Beer Aficionado Prints

December Fest

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'A cheeky red?'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Bacchus.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Sauvignon Bonk

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.