Window-washing Whiz Prints

Finish the windows and you can have the TV remote back!

"I don't do windows."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Plane windscreen cleaner

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

Window Cleaner asks for help.

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That sould keep you busy for the next decade.'

Alien window cleaner...

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

'Watch out! That stuff prevents streaking!'

Wild Window Washers

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"