Window Treatment Installer Prints

Installing window treatments is a bit like being on a Broadway stage. I always get a thrill when the curtain goes up!

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I don't do windows."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

Mannequin's Rights!

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"Turn down the bass."

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Plane windscreen cleaner

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

Spiderman car window cleaner

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Window Cleaner asks for help.

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."

Alien window cleaner...

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That sould keep you busy for the next decade.'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

Wild Window Washers

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"

Painting leaves onto a window.

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."