Window Seat Admirer Pillows

'This is your captain. We're 40 minutes ahead of schedule, so relax and stare out the window for an hour while we wait for a terminal to open.'

Driverless cars rage.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Rating the Sunset

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Window in the Sky.

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Desert Mirage

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

View from the Window

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

What's going on here? Staring out the window for hours used to be my thing!

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

"Don't you just love how the snow covers all the dog crap?"