Window Illusionist Mugs

Painting leaves onto a window.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'It's Blurred.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Houdini's infancy.

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Grab your helmet, Jenkins – Coach just called the trick play.

Book and magician

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Pop-up neighborhood

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Alien Magician

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

Carrying a shadow.

The unexpected end of the journey.

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'Alright. But it better be good.'

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

Magician with a pound sign above a 'SOLD' house

After a lifetime of hiding his agoraphobia, Kurt comes out of the closet and hides in one.

'There's no great trick to it.'

"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"