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Bird Torture.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

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'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

Window in the Sky.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

View from the Window

Desert Mirage

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"I think our way is more elegant!"

The Lark Ascending

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Newspaper Window

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."