Window Decoration Mugs

Mannequin's Rights!

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Painting the Ceiling

"Home depot."

Piranhaclaus

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Happy Easter

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Labor Day Flowers

"We're looking for something for our panic room."