Window Box Boss Mugs

'And I say it's YOUR job to weed the window box!'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Paving over the window-box

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

The urban gardener.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

A mime uses invisible box cleaner to clean his invisible box.

"The trouble is with skiving, you never know when you're finished."

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'What haven't I done that I'm going to do?'

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

Witness protection programming.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

"Do you have larger takeout boxes? We promised the cat something to play in."

A chase of creditors

'Okay, so if I'm able to empty this beer can with one gulp and then squash it with one hand, you'll be willing to work overtime today. Deal?'

"....and I caught this bounder trying to sell me double glazing!"

Career options for ants.

"You say it's a man's world. Well in that case you can clean it!"