Window Baker Gifts

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

'She's so put together!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Boys Cooking

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

The Remote Olympics

She found baking helped enormously.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Just look'in'

I Bake. Deal with it.

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'