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'Extinct species' 'England Wimbledon Champ'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

TV jester.

"Surprise!"

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

Novak Djokovic

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Spam in inbox.

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

I love tennis

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

Murray out of Wimbledon...

'The principal will be with you shortly. He still has a few e-mail jokes to read.'

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

When John Isner got home

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"It's the racket season again!"

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi