Wildlife Whimsy-seeker Pillows

'King of the jungle? Mercy no, but I might consider Queen.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Monkey-artist

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Zoo animals.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Wild Cow.

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

We never roam anymore.

'Pull...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Hyenas as Pets

Frogs

Bear Signpost.

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Rattlecornsnake

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Tarzan mobile phone

Have Horns Venn

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

'Are we there yet?