Wildlife Wackiness Mugs

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Saving for Retirement.

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"Fasten your seat belt."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

The little rascal! He knows we're watching him and that he's safe next to his warren, so he's mooning us!

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

"So, how do we do this?"

Passive-aggressive mother bears were the worst.

"I think we need a mission statement."

'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'

'Go on without me. . . I'm only slowing you down.'

"Now, that's rather embarrassing..."

"Should we agree on a safe word?"

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

Suddenly the laws of nature had changed. . . . Doreen had a Magnum!