Wildlife Texters Mugs

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Too much concealer?"

"Eat me"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

Biodiversity

'Nice jingle!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Birds with Headphones

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"I'm in disguise."

David Attenborough's Morning

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Crow and fox

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

Grass huggers.

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'