Wildlife Researchers Mugs

"We don't fire people here, Thompson, we tag them and release them into the wild."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Piranhaclaus

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Garden Goddess.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Frog in the puddles.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Koala

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Giraffe Selfie

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"