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'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Duck Hunt

Bears catching fish

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'I admire your floatibility.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."