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Wildlife Punster T-Shirts
Let their personality shine in our wildlife pun-inspired t-shirts, showcasing clever animal wordplay for a fun and refreshing wardrobe addition.
'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."
Intelligent people laugh too!
I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.
"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."
You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!
"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
Assault 'n' Vinegar
'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'
"Nope, I still only have one bar."
"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!
'I've been a nervous rex all day.'
'Did you watch the horror movie?'
'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'
Ideas Ahead of their Time
Sweep the board.
"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."
Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).
"Where were you between 4 and 6?"
Dogs life
STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth
"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."
'Iguana know what time it is.'
Water is discovered on the moon....
'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'
'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'
"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."
"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"
Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'
"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."
Wildlife Punster T-Shirts Collection
Wildlife Punster Mugs
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Wildlife Punster Pillows
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Wildlife Punster Prints
Discover our wildlife pun prints to brighten up their home with clever, nature-inspired humor and style.