Wildlife Observing Mugs

'Good lord! That water is freezing!'

'Isn't it great to get away from all the violence of the city, to the peace and quiet of the great outdoors?'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

A man walks past his bird bath in the winter; a penguin sitting on it looks at him.

"You there - shoo!"

"The cicadas have arrived."

'He doubleparked next to me. In other words, I FELT CORNERED!'

'Dang, Just my luck!'

'...I'm going out for a waddle.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Plastic flowers. Brilliant."

Yee-haw!

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Cuckoo from Nest Box

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

Tourists

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Swan Fairy Tales

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.